thegayjoker:

foreverial:

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anxietyproblem:

holorifle:

dnibyf:

chidorinnnnn:

oh hey, someone put that thing i was mad about yesterday into words!

I couldn’t agree more with OP here.

excellent point by tumblr user zaxal

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

coughloop:

You are now entering Steely Dan Saturday

mouthmoodz:

sketchdeath:

cutelilbow:

sketchdeath:

i had a dream that “bald man summer” became a thing on this website and people started making edits of walter white and the guy from mythbusters

and with your help, it can become a reality

what hath i wrought

tiktaalic:

European: Americans will be like I’m going to watch a whore movie and eat a hamburger slathered in lard

Americans: it’s true I do do this.

American: British people will be like alright I’m off to eat some wheezy bangers (beans and bread out of a can)

Brit: I’ve seen this reblogged by several people I normally trust so: How mocking British cuisine and dialect has a long classist history and how it became frighteningly normalized on an American (uniquely cruel, uniquely ignorant) internet: a thread. 1/?

nikswonderland:

‘𝘛𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘶𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴’ 𝘣𝘺 𝘐𝘥𝘢 𝘙𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘭 𝘖𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘦

megatron:

fuck dude im sorry my horse broke down i cant make.it to the feast

calvinandhobbescomic: